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Carrie: I’m thirty-five.
Samantha: Oh, shut the fuck up, I’m a hundred and forty.

 

Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you’re done, it’s easy!
Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’!

 

Charlotte: I have never done a number two at a boyfriend’s place.
Samantha: Honey, you’re so uptight, you need to do a number seven.

 

Carrie: I’m not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven’t met The Rabbit.
Samantha: Oh come on, if you’re going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.

 

Miranda: You know what I say, “Fuck them! Exclamation point.”
Samantha: Fuck them!
Charlotte: Yeah… Fuck them!
Carrie: Charlotte said fuck.

 

Carrie: Yes, I’d like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan.

 

Charlotte: Did you know I read that if you don’t have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginized
Carrie: And, I would imagine, quite frisky.

 
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